Gallagher Girls: I’d Tell You I Love You, but then I’d Have to Kill You

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Gallagher Academy might claim to be a school for geniuses – but it’s really a school for spies. Cammie Morgan is fluent in fourteen languages and capable of killing a man in seven different ways (three of which involve a piece of uncooked spaghetti). But the one thing the Gallagher Academy hasn’t prepared her for is what to do when she falls for an ordinary boy who thinks she’s an ordinary girl.

Sure, she can tap his phone, hack into his computer, and track him through a mall without his ever being the wiser, but can Cammie have a normal relationship with a boy who can never know the truth about her?

Reviews

Tore through it in like 4 days, and really loved it. It's a nice guilty pleasure.
Aime, 15
Carter really digs deep and expresses the life of not just a teenage spy, but also a teenage girl. Amazing 5/5. Siobhan Heagney yr 7 pupil at Kenton School Newcastle
Newcastle Evening Chronicle
I was so excited when I got this book I read it in 24 hours...11/10!
Toya, 14
I couldn't put it down.
Katie, 15
Best book in the world.
Ellie, 13
Fast-paced, funny and action-packed.
tBk Magazine
Funny... great story... five out of five stars.
WRD Magazine
Ally Carter is an author that you simply can't miss.
Gripped into Books
Entertaining and witty... refreshing
Southern Daily Echo
This book is absolutely incredible.
Teen Titles
Ally Carter's stories are a must for any teenage girl's bookshelf. Amazing. 5/5
Newcastle Evening Chronicle
If ever there were a new series chock full of characters to make Harry, Ron, Hermione et al look like wimps, then this is it.
thebookbag.co.uk
A great guilty pleasure read for those of you out there who also harbour secret dreams of becoming a spy, or even those who just want a light-hearted break from studying for their exams. Go out, grab a copy, step out of your reality bubble and enjoy!
Teen Today
Fast paced and suspense-building, this witty novel is enthralling.
Lincolnshire Echo
A short, fun, fast-moving book.
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