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My Teacher Ate My Brain

By Tommy Donbavand

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A perfectly grotesque zombie comedy full of blood splatter, body bits and undead teachers from the dark mind of Tommy Donbavand.

Miss Edwards had always been good looking - the type of teacher fancied by older students and male staff alike. Her long, blonde hair always had that 'just been washed' look to it, and she smelled like a spring day - all honey and strawberries. Miss Edwards didn't smell of strawberries any more. She smelled of rotten meat. Of terror. Of death.

This title is published by Franklin Watts EDGE, which produces a range of books
to get children reading with confidence. EDGE - for books children can't put down.

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  • ISBN: 9781445114705
  • Publication date: 25 Oct 2012
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  • Imprint: Franklin Watts
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