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    • ISBN:9781408342305
    • Publication date:11 Aug 2016

Eat Your People!

By Lou Kuenzler
Illustrated by David Wojtowycz

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  • £11.99

This monstrously funny story of difficult dinnertimes will have children asking for seconds!

Do you think vegetables are yucky? Just wait until you see what Monty the Monster has on his plate!

This hilarious tale of fussy eating in the Monster household is guaranteed to get children giggling.

Monty definitely does NOT want to eat his people. He'll eat his vegetables - every single one! - but he will not eat his people.

Biographical Notes

Lou Kuenzler (Author)
Lou grew up on a remote sheep farm in Devon with chickens, ponies and her own pet ferret. She now writes funny stories for children, and also teaches other people to write their own stories. Lou has written children's rhymes, plays and novels, as well as stories for CBeebies television. She lives in London with two children, a Swiss husband (a reliable supplier of chocolate!) two cats and a dog.

David Wojtowycz (Illustrator)
David Wojtowycz is a bestselling, award-winning author and artist. He studied at Goldsmiths College in London, graduating with a degree in Fine Art. In 1996 David illustrated his first book for children, Rumble in the Jungle, which went on to become an international bestseller. David has gone on to create many more hugely successful children's books, including The Lion Who Wanted to Love, winner of the Red House Book Award, and the bestselling Mad About Minibeasts. David lives in Berlin.

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  • ISBN: 9781408330333
  • Publication date: 11 Aug 2016
  • Page count: 32
  • Imprint: Orchard Books
A hilarious story, superbly illustrated and perfectly written — Parents In Touch
What a yummy tale...The telling (largely in dialogue) is spot on, the pacing ditto and Wojtowycz's illustrations are guaranteed to bring on a side spitting response from all humans, child or adult. — Red Reading Hub
In a funny twist on the picky eater story, this is a lighthearted way of broaching the tricky 'eat your vegetables' issue!...my little boy absolutely loved it and wanted to hear it again and again! — The Bookbag
An hilarious tale of fussy eating in the monster household — Angels & Urchins
Bright, bold and childlike illustrations, brimming with humorous details (small, obviously inedible, people's shoes on a plate's edge; Monty hiding people under his broccoli) accompany this entertaining twist on the 'eat-your-greens' cautionary tale: picky eaters be warned! — Book Trust
Will have every child thinking again about eating their vegetables ... children will love the bold and brash illustrations of this wickedly adorable monster family — South Wales Evening Post
This story is definitely one to be read aloud and will be done so with glee by parents and children alike — School Librarian
This brightly coloured, large hardback is a 'monstrously' funny tale of difficult mealtimes with fussy offspring but is a clever twist on the classic parental problem. The concept may appeal to younger readers who will enjoy the vivid illustrations. — The English Association
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