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    • Publication date:05 Nov 2015
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A Galaxy Too Far

Book 2

By Jamie Thomson

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Harry is still lost in space, and now a weird three-legged alien thinks he's its mum! Life couldn't get much weirder...

Harry was just an ordinary teenage boy from Croydon when he was abducted by aliens and accidentally became the captain of their starship. His quest to get back home to Earth continues - but now he's acquired an alien 'son' and a new spacecraft, and he's being pursued by an eight-foot robot bounty hunter...

Could this be a galaxy too far for Harry?

Another hilarious story from the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning author of the DARK LORD series.

Biographical Notes

Jamie Thomson is a British writer, editor and game developer, and the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning Dark Lord: The Teenage Years. He is the author of numerous 'choose-your-own-adventure' game books, and also co-wrote three books in the Fighting Fantasy series.

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