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    • ISBN:9781408330296
    • Publication date:02 Oct 2014
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The Wrong Side of the Galaxy

Book 1

By Jamie Thomson

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Harry wished he was a million miles away, but this is getting ridiculous...

Abducted by aliens, Harry wakes up on his birthday marooned on a spaceship. His only companions: two freaky princess clones, a weird alien-fish-kangaroo hybrid with delusions of grandeur and a ship's computer with a serious attitude problem. It's the worst birthday ever.

How is he ever going to get back to Earth now?

A brilliantly silly new story from the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize

Biographical Notes

Jamie Thomson is a British writer, editor and game developer, and the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning Dark Lord: The Teenage Years. He is the author of numerous 'choose-your-own-adventure' gamebooks, and he also co-wrote three books for the Fighting Fantasy series.

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  • ISBN: 9781408330265
  • Publication date: 02 Oct 2014
  • Page count: 352
  • Imprint: Orchard Books
A very entertaining, inventive and amusingly quirky space adventure. — Peters eGazette
Thomson knows how to keep his readers entertained... Harry is a great character. — Coventry Telegraph
Pacy, funny... Thomson is a master. — The Big Issue
A genial adventure with jokes about odd-looking aliens — Books For Keeps
A very entertaining, inventive and amusingly quirky space adventure.
Thomson knows how to keep his readers entertained... Harry is a great character.
Pacy, funny... Thomson is a master.
A genial adventure with jokes about odd-looking aliens
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