Jonathan Meres | Hachette Childrens UK

The World of Norm: Welcome to the World of Norm

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up with a half-Polish Cockapoo on his head.

But that’s OK. Because at least there’s biking with his best friend Mikey to look forward to. Or at least there was until Norm discovers he has to stay in and wait for some stupid parcel to arrive. Just as well he hasn’t got two irritating little brothers and the world’s most annoying next door neighbour. Oh wait a minute. He has.

Welcome to the world of Norm?

ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!

The first hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his dad’s wardrobe.

Why on earth did Norm’s family have to move, anyway? In their old house he’d never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he’s kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros!
Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The sixth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself in 18th century France…

If only he hadn’t fallen asleep in History! And if only he’d done his punishment exercise! And if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football! Except Norm can’t go biking. Why not? BECAUSE HIS BIKE’S BEEN STOLEN, THAT’S WHY! Nightmare? It’s worse than that… IT’S AN ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTE DISASTER!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The twelfth – AND FINAL – hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his mum’s wardrobe…

No change there then. Well, except that last time it was his dad’s wardrobe. Apart from that, though, it’s the same old same old, over and over again. No one understands him. Everything’s unfair. Blah, blah, flipping blah. You’d think Norm’s thirteenth birthday might cheer him up, right? WRONG!

But even the worst nightmares have to end sooner or later, don’t they? FINGERS FLIPPING CROSSED!!!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The World of Norm: Must Be Washed Separately

The seventh hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room…

Not the best start to a day, but it’s about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn’t bad enough, they’ve only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time.

Business as usual? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!!!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The third hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he got blamed for global warming. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…

It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad’s obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there’s going to be quite a stink.
Is life still unfair for Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!

Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts and May Cause Irritation with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can’t understand why everything always seems unfair…

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The eighth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do…

But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn’t found Dad’s million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn’t feeling lower than a snake’s backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move!

It’s all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it’s just so flipping unfair!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The World of Norm: May Require Batteries

The fourth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he got out of bed and trod in something he shouldn’t have…

What with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing’s for sure: life for Norm isn’t getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he’s the only kid on the planet without an iPad?

ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY RIGHT HE DID!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The fifth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm is back! And he knows that it’s just going to be one of those days… Before long a dog-related injury prevents him from biking, and an old ‘friend’ threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike. And we’re not talking pizza! Upset plans and upset stomachs…Norm’s out of luck. And it may be contagious!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:

‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill

‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The ninth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was grounded before he’d even got up…

But that’s what happens when you run up a phone bill the size of a flipping bus. The trouble is Norm has no idea how it happened! All he knows is that he has to somehow pay it off if he’s to go biking with Mikey. Even if that does mean going into business with the world’s most annoying next door neighbour…

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The second hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself standing at a supermarket checkout, totally naked.

It might be a dream, but Norm soon finds that things go from bad to worse – when his perfect cousins arrive for a walk. If there was one thing worse than spending time with his perfect cousins it was being forced to go on a flipping walk with them! What’s the point in going for a walk – except to get from A to B?!

Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can’t understand why everything always seems unfair…

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The tenth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he lost his house…

But even when he finds it, things don’t get much better. What could be worse than imagining your parents at a salsa dancing event – with your best friend?! Norm’s not sure what’s got into Mikey, but he suspects hormones may be involved. Flipping typical!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres:
‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The eleventh hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and nothing happened …

Home alone and the fridge to himself? What could possibly go wrong? Well, apart from the snails. And having to hang his mum’s pants out to dry. And the dreaded perfect cousins paying a visit. And worst of all, the entire family going vege-flipping-tarian! But apart from that, what could possibly go wrong?

You’d think Norm would know better by now, wouldn’t you? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!

With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O’Malley.

Praise for Jonathan Meres: ‘Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!’ – Harry Hill
‘Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!’ – Eddie Izzard

The World of Norm: Welcome to the World of Norm

The World of Norm: May Contain Nuts

The World of Norm: May Need Rebooting

The World of Norm: Must End Soon

The World of Norm: Must Be Washed Separately

The World of Norm: May Produce Gas

The World of Norm: May Contain Buts

The World of Norm: May Require Batteries

The World of Norm: May Be Contagious

The World of Norm: May Still Be Charged

The World of Norm: May Cause Irritation

The World of Norm: Includes Delivery

The World of Norm: May Be Recycled

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