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    • ISBN:9781444011746
    • Publication date:13 Mar 2014
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Horrid Henry's Biggest and Best Ever Joke Book - 3-in-1

Horrid Henry's Joke Book/Mighty Joke Book/Jolly Joke Book

By Francesca Simon
Illustrated by Tony Ross

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Horrid Henry's back with this bumper 3-in-1 collection of his favourite wicked, rude and totally brilliant jokes. From bestselling author Francesca Simon and Tony Ross, illustrator of David Walliams' hilarious books including GANGSTA GRANNY.

The first three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S MIGHTY JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S JOLLY JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off!

What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens.

How do you make a goldfish age?
Take out the 'g'.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
De-composing!

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  • ISBN: 9781444012385
  • Publication date: 13 Mar 2014
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  • Imprint: Orion Children's Books
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