Giles Andreae - It's a Crazy Christmas - Hachette Children's Group

It's a Crazy Christmas

By Giles Andreae
Illustrated by Spike Gerrell

  • Paperback
  • £4.99

Zany stories with great boy appeal. Bonkers from start to finish!

Meet Billy... He's Bonkers!
The Christmas celebrations have begun! But when Billy gets trapped by a snowman, weed on by a puppy and burped on by his relatives, he decides... it's a totally crazy Christmas!
3 side-splittingly hilarious stories in 1!

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781408300541
  • Publication date: 02 Oct 2014
  • Page count: 128
  • Imprint: Orchard Books
A good giggle for Christmas... plenty of festive fun. — Carousel
Plenty of laugh aloud moments. — Primary Times
Billy Bonkers is back with festive frivolity. — Evening Echo
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